he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
this will be a night to untag.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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