Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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