Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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