Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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