Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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