Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
wow bdsm is so cute
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