capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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