is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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