I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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