If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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