The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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