Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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