are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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