I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he had hair everywhere except his balls
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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