you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I know her cup size but not her name....
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