I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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