Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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