First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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