plz talk dirty to me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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