What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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