i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I did not marry a roomba.
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