This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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