yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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