I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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