This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
