I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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