This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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