Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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