It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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