This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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