Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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