It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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