Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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