Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She bit a glass in half.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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