I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
