Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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