He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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