new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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