How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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