quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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