Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
