I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
