Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Shame is for Republicans.
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