Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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