Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
