I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
