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Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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