He kissed a someone with a penis
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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