You made me cry and you don't even care
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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