Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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