I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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