She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm always down for nudity.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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