Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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