I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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