If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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