The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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